NLV: $14,533
New Position: Long 4 Apr 08 Strike 5 BSC Put @ 1.35
Being the geek/dork/nerd that I am, instead of getting drunk at some bar, or club, I am home looking over Bear Stearns 10-K with my excel ready to go. As you can see, I've put on a position on BSC. And this is the time to analyze why BSC shouldn't be trading at this price, or should it?

Assumed that Bear Stearns did in fact have to write down $11.5 bil worth of asset- which would wipe out the equity portion as it did. On top of that there is $30 billion Fed loan backing $67 billion of already written down "bad" assets. JPM, which is to buy this bank, is effectively taking risk on only $37 billions of assets. Not bad for a bank that has $156 bil market cap. $37 billion with probably $10 billion + upside on top of $30 bil Fed back loan- make this the best corporate take over of the century.
This deal is engineered so that NO ONE can duplicate it. Who is willing/can to take on $67 billions of risk without any financing? In a perfectly fine credit market, this would be no problem- but that is not the case here. Companies are scrambling for financings- which is what causes this "collapse" in the first place.
The biggest question remains- what causes a $11 billions write down overnight? Alan Schwartz said the bank is fine and couple days later- $11 billions - GONE. That's a 14% write down on the assumed illiquid asset (Total Asset- Cash). If your asset has 14% default rate, how did you get investment grade ratings from S&P and Moody's in the first place? This is rather strange.
On top of that, Jimmy Cayne is also looking for a different suitor. So it means he disagree with Alan Schwartz over the price/worth of Bear Stearns. Every idiot shareholders can argue about how much BSC really worth- but only Jimmy Cayne out of all of them know for sure- he has access to insider info, he knows how much BSC assets are really worth- Why did Jimmy Cayne challenge a decision Alan Schwartz made if he doesn't think the assets didn't really suffer a $11 billion writedown? This boggles my mind.